WEEK FOUR TOP TEN

FIRST UPDATE

Time for a weekend roundup as I debut a brand new TOP TEN:

Starting things off at number six is Tom Delay, who is now using his extensive influence as "The Hammer" to... influence a lame dance show competition. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

At number five, we find George Felix Allen Jr. (Nancy Reagan gets a "5A" ranking.) Apparently poor Felix is upset that his opponent, Bill Webb, is using footage of Ronald Reagan because at one time Reagan said some complementary things about Webb. I think Webb's response is perfect: "If Ronald Reagan made any speeches about George Allen, I would imagine George Allen would be wanting to use the footage. I would encourage them [Allen's campaign] to try to go find some." Nancy gets the mention because she's whining about Webb using Ronald footage but apparently has nothing to say about Felix's use of a photo of Reagan on his website.

Bill Frist arrives at number four. Fristy thinks that we should honor the memory of 9/11 by allowing ABC to broadcast an offensive propoganda film that serves no purpose other than to slam Bill Clinton. Funny, I don't recall him standing up and calling for CBS to air a Reagan biopic back in '03 when conservatives forced the movie off the network.

At number three is Condoleeza Rice. She and the administration are attempting to resurrect the tired canard that Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden were drinking buddies. Seriously, if Jesus Christ himself came down from on high and flat out said that there were no operational ties between the two I'd put money down that she'd be on TV the following Sunday saying that she hadn't heard Jesus speak.

Dick Cheney arrives at number two. Everything I said about Condi, well, it goes for Cheney as well. He gets the higher place because he's got at least one more appearance coming on this website. I hope to get to it tomorrow so stay tuned.

And finally, at number one is Michelle Malkin. This offensive pig of a human being has decided that only she is allowed to decide how people may commemorate the 9/11 attacks. If she disagrees with your plans, then she will call you names and belittle your existence. And she calls liberals unhinged.