NEW TO THE LIST:
KATHERINE HARRIS

Alright, you know Harris has got to be in bad shape if my reality-challenged buddies over at Redstate say that she's embarrassing.
The Orlando Sentinel has the full scoop. Here's some gems:

Webster said he had no idea why Harris listed him as one of her supporters. He said he never endorsed her. Harris insisted that Webster promised to attend her rally Thursday at Orlando Executive Airport. "They called back twice and said he'd be here," Harris said. "He said he was going to be here on the stage with me today."
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None of the nine officials listed on her event flier appeared, leaving Harris on her own to address a group of about 40 supporters, reporters and campaign-staff members.
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Harris spoke in an airplane hangar that seemed to highlight the modest size of the crowd. She said a last-minute location change -- required because a tree fell on the hangar where the event was supposed to be held -- kept crowd numbers down.
Airport officials, however, said no hangar had been damaged by a tree and that the rally was in the hangar that had been originally booked.

The only thing I can figure out about this whole business is that karma is a real bitch. Seriously, after assisting in stealing the 2000 election for Dubya, she then gets elected twice to Congress. But her decision to run for the Senate has been nothing but a series of missteps from the start. It's almost kind of sad watching this, except that it's really not. I am absolutely enthralled watching this horrendous excuse for a human being go down in flames. And just when you think she's hit rock-bottom she breaks through and finds another level of stupidity. If she ever decides to make a stop in the Pensacola area, I'd almost be tempted to go and see her (assuming they let me in, of course) just to watch her flop around in her delusional state saying how she's going to win this election when anyone who's actually, I don't know, been drawing oxygen over the last few months realizes that she's got as much chance of getting elected as [insert your own clever metaphor here].
Like I said, this would almost be sad, if it weren't so freaking hilarious.

UPDATED TOP TEN:
1. Rick"Gay Sex Equals Animal Sex" Santorum
2. Carl "I KNOW NUTHIIIING" Romanelli
3. Katherine Harris - like this little tidbit is enough to knock the Ricky/Carl thing out of the top spot.
4. Redstate.com - c'mon, these guys are a goldmine of goofy good times!
5. George Felix Allen Jr. - we're still getting play out of the "macaca-mania"
6. Judge Anna "Presidents need to follow the Constitution" Diggs Taylor
7. Tramm Hudson - no new news to report- damn!
8. Cheney - was out in Idaho campaigning for a guy (Bill Sali) who even Republicans hate.
9. Loserman - early polling shows him ahead of Lamont in the general... for now.