A CHANGE WILL DO YOU GOOD

MARK FOLEY


Wow, it's been quite a couple of days for you, Mark Foley. You resign from Congress after it comes to light that you've got a thing of pages, you enter a rehab facility for "alcoholism", and on Monday your lawyer releases a bombshell that you're gay and that you were molested by a clergyman about forty years ago. Dude, you got more done in a couple of days then most folks do in a week, and now, just to make your life a little more lively, you've now switched your party affiliation to Democrat?! WHAT!?! Well, that's what it said on Fox News, and we all know they never lie, right? Just check out the photo below (props to The B-Side and Democratic Underground):



Boy, that's some subtle work by the Fox News guys, isn't it? I know that the GOP operatives over there have been trying to deflect attention from the controversy by bringing up some Dem scandals, but to actually try some hack subliminal ploy is quite a reach. Just when you think they can't sink any lower...