HEADLINES

Some of the week's headlines:

"During National Character Counts Week, Bush Stumps for Philanderer." The Washington Post.
"Gubernatorial race: Gibbons denies doing anything inappropriate, offensive." Las Vegas Review-Journal.
"Ellison campaign says woman has blackmail in mind." Minneapolis Star Tribune.
"Priest offers further details about his relations with Foley." Sarasota Herald-Tribune

Read the rest with further extrapolation here. But, let me tell ya, this is the best:

"I'm a happily married man, a father and a grandfather," Gibbons proclaimed Thursday, clenching his wife Dawn's hand. Gibbons said the woman, who he said "might have been tipsy," tripped outside the restaurant and he tried to help her up.
"Gosh, I learned an important lesson, never to offer a helping hand to anybody ever again," he said.