Tuesday, November 14, 2006
OUR NEW AGENDA
I just posted this over at Demokat, and after seeing Paul's post below, I couldn't resist cross-posting it here. Wouldn't it be hilarious if this was truly our new agenda? I'd be entertained for years watching the wingnuts freak out.
Big Dumb Chimp, another progressive S.C. blogger, ref's Stranger Fruit's (from AZ, okay?) hilarious post on our new Dem Agenda:
1. Mandatory homosexuality
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
9. All taxes to be tripled
10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
11. On-demand welfare
12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery
18. God to be mocked roundly
19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
22. Texas returned to Mexico
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
Y'all come on and join us at America's Least Wanted. Help us grow! Most of the "big dog" blogs have multiple contributors and every one benefits from varying points of view. Paul is a hardworking, insightful and generous blogger with a loyal following. He's been great to me and very helpful in my feeble attempts at establishing my own blog. He's been very understanding knowing that I'm kinda hit and miss with my entries as I try to make relevant contributions to his blogs as I can while giving voice to my wide-ranging views at my own, all the while battling an unpredictale illness. C'mon and dive in. The water's great!
I just posted this over at Demokat, and after seeing Paul's post below, I couldn't resist cross-posting it here. Wouldn't it be hilarious if this was truly our new agenda? I'd be entertained for years watching the wingnuts freak out.
Big Dumb Chimp, another progressive S.C. blogger, ref's Stranger Fruit's (from AZ, okay?) hilarious post on our new Dem Agenda:
1. Mandatory homosexuality
2. Drug-filled condoms in schools
3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act
4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses
5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State
6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein
7. English language banned from all Federal buildings
8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups
9. All taxes to be tripled
10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated
11. On-demand welfare
12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish
13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems
14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning
15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8
16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor
17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery
18. God to be mocked roundly
19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN
20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement
21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy
22. Texas returned to Mexico
23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day
24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore
25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"
Y'all come on and join us at America's Least Wanted. Help us grow! Most of the "big dog" blogs have multiple contributors and every one benefits from varying points of view. Paul is a hardworking, insightful and generous blogger with a loyal following. He's been great to me and very helpful in my feeble attempts at establishing my own blog. He's been very understanding knowing that I'm kinda hit and miss with my entries as I try to make relevant contributions to his blogs as I can while giving voice to my wide-ranging views at my own, all the while battling an unpredictale illness. C'mon and dive in. The water's great!
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