RUMSFELD FELLED

He's GONE! Funny thing, you see, the Prez sez he's been thinking about letting Rummy go for weeks now. Uh-huh. That poor bastard just cannot stop lying. It's a pathological thing now. Anyone who continues to lie knowing full well that every living soul on earth knows he is lying, is the most supreme example of a pathological liar ever demonstrated.

I'm sure Paul will have much more to say, just wanted to post this breaking news. There is to be a news conference about 3pm with Bush, Rumsfeld, and Robert Gates (oh lordy!), former CIA director and the new Secretary of Defense.