Thursday, November 09, 2006


THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE

RUSH LIMBAUGH


Finally, finally Rush is free! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the bloviating one can finally speak his mind. And in doing so, he flat out admitted to his faithful dittoheads that he's been lying to them this election season. On Wednesday, Rush told his listeners, "I no longer am going to have to carry the water for people who I don't think deserve having their water carried." Meaning he's no longer going to have to shill for those Republicans he doesn't feel are shillable. So, for all these months, Rush has been pushing candidates he doesn't feel are worthy of his attention. He's been selling these candidates on his listeners as the best America has to offer were decidedly less so in his eyes. These men and women he championed as the group that would help perpetuate the permanent Republican majority fell short to Limbaugh.

So, how do the legions of dittoheads deal with this apparent betrayal by the corpulent one? Will they truly believe him the next time he carries the water for a candidate? Eh, probably. I tend not to go to dittoheads for intellectual honesty.

1 comment:

Heraldblog said...

Rush misled the dittoheads by using big words. Then he threw in the "carry water" allegory for insurance. It's all good for El Rushbo.